Ten Thousand Monkey Genocide

by **Santa Selena** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:05 pm

Monkey 3543 decided to go to the Moon in a TNT cannon. He survived, then shot himself after seeing that the Moon wasn't made of cheese

by **Federal Republic Of America And The Cari** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:02 pm

Monkey 3542 died the day after monkey 3543 shot himself, monkey 3543's sister killed monkey 3542

by **Peoples Republic of Joyea** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:43 pm

Monkey 3541 drank 265 gallons of bleach.

by **Reuturn** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:26 pm

Monkey 3540 did caused an avalanche while skiing and fell off a cliff and landed in a glacier's crevasse.

by **Gondwana island** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:01 pm

Monkey 3539 died of the Black Death

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:02 pm

Monkey 3538 decided to go to Dyatlov Pass for fun.

by **Free Ravensburg** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:56 pm

Monkey 3537 had a

12 March 2022

Monkey 3536, who was unable to save Monkey 3537, locked himself in an airtight room. His body was retrieved three weeks later.

by **Godular** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:38 pm

Monkey 3535 had difficulty with understanding that while all food is organic, not all organic substances are food. Please note for the record that eating several pounds of tar can have deleterious physiological ramifications.

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:52 pm

~~MoNkEy~~ Monkey 3534, who was notorious for repeatedly using random capitalization, was beaten to death by another monkey who was tired of his shenanigans.

by **Godular** » Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:05 pm

Monkey 3533, having endured monkey 3534's random capitalization for several years, is unfortunately charged with murder in the first degree for the slaying of monkey 3534, and is executed by the experimental procedure of Recto-Cranial Insertion

by **Khomney** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:19 am

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by **Federal Republic Of America And The Cari** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:32 pm

Monkey 3531, tired of monkey 3532, banished monkey 3532 to the shadow realm

by **The Cosmic Mainframe** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:56 pm

Monkey 3530 knew that 3532 died twice, but couldn't figure out what happened in their first death. He enlisted 3531 to investigate with him but they both accidentally banished themselves to the shadow realm.

by **Reuturn** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:32 pm

~~MONKEY 3529~~ Monkey 3529 used capslock all the time. Monkey 3528 killed 3529 the next hour.

by **Southern Tzhelarhaai** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:34 pm

Monkey 3528, who was fed up with his repeated usage of Caps Lock, was arrested for the murder of Monkey 3529. On the way to the trial, however, he was shot dead in a drive-by shooting that also killed the officers escorting him.

by **Gondwana island** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:55 pm

Monkey 3527 was one of the police officers

by **Reuturn** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:58 pm

Monkey 3526 was also one of the police officers

by **Free Federal States** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:15 pm

3525 was the hitman, and soon realized that he’d shot the wrong target. The boss had hired him to shoot a different vehicle with two different cops three blocks away and he done messed up. The boss banished him to a 55-gallon drum for his failure.

by **The American Free States** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:59 pm

Monkeys 3524, 3523, 3522 literally danced till they died.

by **Sleet Clans** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:53 pm

Monkey 3521 later committed suicide after playing the music that killed monkeys 3524-3522 out of guilt

by **Reuturn** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:12 pm

Monkey 3520 lived in the Universe before the Big Bang.

12 March 2022

Monkey 3519 remained inactive for more than 28 days and thus ceased to exist.

by **Free Federal States** » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:51 pm

Monkey 3518 bought Pizza Hut for Jabba the Hutt. He thought it was funny. Jabba did not and sent a Bounty Hunter to track him down.

by **Haremm** » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:22 am

Monkey 3517 is drowned by Money 3516

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