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Santa Selena
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Posts: 243
Founded: May 07, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Santa Selena » Thu Jul 23, 2020 2:05 pm

Monkey 3543 decided to go to the Moon in a TNT cannon. He survived, then shot himself after seeing that the Moon wasn't made of cheese
Last edited by Santa Selena on Sun Nov 28, 2021 6:24 pm, edited 3 times in total.
Low quality posts from 2020-2021!
-Insert Lore Here- Proceeds to sip neutrality

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Federal Republic Of America And The Cari
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Posts: 111
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Federal Republic Of America And The Cari » Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:02 pm

Monkey 3542 died the day after monkey 3543 shot himself, monkey 3543's sister killed monkey 3542
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8jsp
.quote,https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=31417&p=1258384#p1258384
Giant meteor 2020,just fuck it all
Federal Republic of America and the Caribbean
Leaders of the country -local frying pan,señor medico peste and local morbidly obese Latino boy
Why yes I am a shitty world builder,definition of retarded,and a piece of shi- can you just stop reading this sig?
Some modern day musicians who's fans worship like gods(like those emo bands everyone used to listen to,Nicki Minaj, The whole of modern reggaeton, stereotypical Tumblr Girls turned musicians (you know what time mean)'s music is so bad it should be considered a war crime playing that in a store

✊ Nouveau Quebecois did nothing wrong ✊

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Peoples Republic of Joyea
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Posts: 1073
Founded: May 04, 2018
Corporate Police State

Postby Peoples Republic of Joyea » Thu Jul 23, 2020 3:43 pm

Monkey 3541 drank 265 gallons of bleach.
Joyean Military Industries (Defense Company):
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=485669
Joyea City International Airport:
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=471451
Air Joyea
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=472304

Proud police supporter
Incumbent General Secretary: Joseph Andreyev
Incumbent Party Chairman: John Goodchild
Incumbent Parliament Speaker: Saul Parsons
Incumbent Chief Justice of the Peoples Superior Court: Michael Ford

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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:26 pm

Monkey 3540 did caused an avalanche while skiing and fell off a cliff and landed in a glacier's crevasse.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Gondwana island
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gondwana island » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:01 pm

Monkey 3539 died of the Black Death
welcome to Gondwana island!
A land of Dinosaurs With GUNS

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:02 pm

Monkey 3538 decided to go to Dyatlov Pass for fun.
| The Commonwealth of Southern Thelarai |
| A federation of various different sapient races on an Earth-like planet between Earth and Mars. | "With a human colonist now serving as the ELECTED leader of a diverse bunch of squabbling aliens, nothing could possibly go wrong!" |
| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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Free Ravensburg
Minister
 
Posts: 3333
Founded: Jun 01, 2020
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Free Ravensburg » Thu Jul 23, 2020 5:56 pm

Monkey 3537 had a
Image
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Times
INT:| Forest Fire Spreads to Southern Columbia | South African Flag Design With Meaning of Change Leaked, Public Outraged | New International Space Station to be Constructed | Arabia in Turmoil as Republican Uprisings and Ideals Spread in the Region / NAT:| EELOO-Class Rocket Interplanetary Stage Testing Results in Explosion | Galeophobia Spikes as Discovery’s Shark Week Draws Near
Puzzle
OU RADIO: Now Playing: 1:56/4:19 Pop
RADIO ZUFR: Now Playing: 0:16/3:48 Pop
Borb with an NS account and a crippling addiction passion to JoJo | TG’s are not for JoJo Stuff | NSStats Accused of Treason to the Republic

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4744
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:04 pm

Monkey 3536, who was unable to save Monkey 3537, locked himself in an airtight room. His body was retrieved three weeks later.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Godular
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Posts: 11710
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:38 pm

Monkey 3535 had difficulty with understanding that while all food is organic, not all organic substances are food. Please note for the record that eating several pounds of tar can have deleterious physiological ramifications.
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Thu Jul 23, 2020 8:52 pm

MoNkEy Monkey 3534, who was notorious for repeatedly using random capitalization, was beaten to death by another monkey who was tired of his shenanigans.
| The Commonwealth of Southern Thelarai |
| A federation of various different sapient races on an Earth-like planet between Earth and Mars. | "With a human colonist now serving as the ELECTED leader of a diverse bunch of squabbling aliens, nothing could possibly go wrong!" |
| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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Godular
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Posts: 11710
Founded: Sep 09, 2004
New York Times Democracy

Postby Godular » Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:05 pm

Monkey 3533, having endured monkey 3534's random capitalization for several years, is unfortunately charged with murder in the first degree for the slaying of monkey 3534, and is executed by the experimental procedure of Recto-Cranial Insertion
RL position
Active RP: ASCENSION
Active RP: SHENRYAX
Dormant RP: Throne of the Fallen Empire

Faction 1: The An'Kazar Control Framework of Godular-- An enormously advanced collective of formerly human bioborgs that are vastly experienced in both inter-dimensional travel and asymmetrical warfare.
A 1.08 civilization, according to this Nation Index Thingie
I don't normally use NS stats. But when I do, I prefer Dos Eckis I can STILL kill you.
Post responsibly.

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Khomney
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 59
Founded: Apr 12, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Khomney » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:19 am

monke thwe fiv thre too intentonally mispelle eerything he ytped adn tgo shto fro !ti

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Federal Republic Of America And The Cari
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Posts: 111
Founded: Apr 23, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Federal Republic Of America And The Cari » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:32 pm

Monkey 3531, tired of monkey 3532, banished monkey 3532 to the shadow realm
https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr8jsp
.quote,https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=31417&p=1258384#p1258384
Giant meteor 2020,just fuck it all
Federal Republic of America and the Caribbean
Leaders of the country -local frying pan,señor medico peste and local morbidly obese Latino boy
Why yes I am a shitty world builder,definition of retarded,and a piece of shi- can you just stop reading this sig?
Some modern day musicians who's fans worship like gods(like those emo bands everyone used to listen to,Nicki Minaj, The whole of modern reggaeton, stereotypical Tumblr Girls turned musicians (you know what time mean)'s music is so bad it should be considered a war crime playing that in a store

✊ Nouveau Quebecois did nothing wrong ✊

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The Cosmic Mainframe
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Posts: 1104
Founded: Jan 26, 2020
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby The Cosmic Mainframe » Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:56 pm

Monkey 3530 knew that 3532 died twice, but couldn't figure out what happened in their first death. He enlisted 3531 to investigate with him but they both accidentally banished themselves to the shadow realm.
Last edited by The Cosmic Mainframe on Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
== BEGIN POSTSCRIPT ==
The Mainframe requires more processing power and storage.
Donate your computing devices or they will be taken by force.
== END POSTSCRIPT ==

UPDATES (earth-year 3345): International Subsystem scales up operations in 42E5 "New York," Earth, now the largest known concentration of androids.

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This nation does not represent my real views, and if it represents yours, I question your sanity.

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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:32 pm

MONKEY 3529 Monkey 3529 used capslock all the time. Monkey 3528 killed 3529 the next hour.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Southern Tzhelarhaai
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 9
Founded: May 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern Tzhelarhaai » Fri Jul 24, 2020 4:34 pm

Monkey 3528, who was fed up with his repeated usage of Caps Lock, was arrested for the murder of Monkey 3529. On the way to the trial, however, he was shot dead in a drive-by shooting that also killed the officers escorting him.
| The Commonwealth of Southern Thelarai |
| A federation of various different sapient races on an Earth-like planet between Earth and Mars. | "With a human colonist now serving as the ELECTED leader of a diverse bunch of squabbling aliens, nothing could possibly go wrong!" |
| Main Website | Current Year: 2121 | Tech Level: Mid-Late PMT |
Quick Links from the Main Site: | Overview | Leader | Sapient Species | Two Worlds | Solar System |
A puppet/alt of Piste-Land.
Like most folks here, doesn't (really) use NS stats.
You do know what a red link means, don't you? Patience is a virtue.

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Gondwana island
Secretary
 
Posts: 30
Founded: Oct 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Gondwana island » Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:55 pm

Monkey 3527 was one of the police officers
welcome to Gondwana island!
A land of Dinosaurs With GUNS

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Reuturn
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Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Fri Jul 24, 2020 6:58 pm

Monkey 3526 was also one of the police officers
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Free Federal States
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Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:15 pm

3525 was the hitman, and soon realized that he’d shot the wrong target. The boss had hired him to shoot a different vehicle with two different cops three blocks away and he done messed up. The boss banished him to a 55-gallon drum for his failure.
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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The American Free States
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 162
Founded: Aug 01, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby The American Free States » Fri Jul 24, 2020 7:59 pm

Monkeys 3524, 3523, 3522 literally danced till they died.
No meeting of Congress today.

American Free State forces appear to be in position to drive Federalist forces out of Kansas City, finally ending the stalemate and linking up with the Freedom Riders militia.

NRA Rallies across the Southwest Confederacy continue as NRA bombings simultaneously continue to ravage the nation.

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Sleet Clans
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Posts: 1376
Founded: May 01, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Sleet Clans » Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:53 pm

Monkey 3521 later committed suicide after playing the music that killed monkeys 3524-3522 out of guilt
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United Confederacy of Sleetavia

"Ushije e Vuani"

MT/PMT, willing to switch it up depending on RP

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Reuturn
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Reuturn » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:12 pm

Monkey 3520 lived in the Universe before the Big Bang.
The Federation of Reuturn | Our Overview | President Rosa Throntalm | The Things Rosa Isn't Allowed to do
The Tempomark Journal - 10/1/818 | Tamrendel man walks with "Happy Spooktober 818" sign while half-naked
Current OOC flag Pokémon: Latias and Shiny Mega Gardevoir
back from inactivity period i guess..

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Western Fardelshufflestein
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Posts: 4744
Founded: Apr 21, 2020
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Western Fardelshufflestein » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:12 pm

Monkey 3519 remained inactive for more than 28 days and thus ceased to exist.
The Constitutional Monarchy of Western Fardelshufflestein
Always Has Been. | WF's User Be Like | NSG is Budget Twitter | Yo, Kenneth Branagh won an Oscar
Tiny, Shakespeare-obsessed island nation northeast of NZ settled by HRE emigrants who thought they'd landed in the West Indies. F7 Stuff Somewhat Not Canon; RP is in real time; Ignore Stats; Still Not Kenneth Branagh.
The Western Fardelshufflestein Sentinel | 12 March 2022 | King Celebrates 47th Birthday | I blocked all TGs because I pretty much just get WA TGs, and they're annoying. | Putin Announces Fear of Liechtenstein

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Free Federal States
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Posts: 58
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Federal States » Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:51 pm

Monkey 3518 bought Pizza Hut for Jabba the Hutt. He thought it was funny. Jabba did not and sent a Bounty Hunter to track him down.
Don’t use NS stats except for changes in economics, political freedoms, or civil rights which may eventually make their way into written canon if I get tired of worldbuilding.

-Daniel Sanchez, President of the Federal States

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Haremm
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Posts: 133
Founded: Jul 16, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Haremm » Sat Jul 25, 2020 12:22 am

Monkey 3517 is drowned by Money 3516



Haremm does not necessarily reflect my personal views and opinions.

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